How Stupid Am I?

Directions:
Mark the stupid things you’ve done, then add up the number of questions you marked. This test is out of 50 questions which means that the number you get as your score(x2) is your percentage.

1. [ x] Forgot to put the lid on the blender, turned it on, and had everything fly out
2. [] Gotten your head stuck between the stair rails (my house gate. -.-)
3. [ ] Broken a chair by leaning back in it
4. [x]Had gum fall out of your mouth while you were talking
5. [x]Choked on your own spit while you were talking
6. [ ] Had people tell you that you are blonde when you’re not, or had people tell you that your blonde highlights are going to your head
7. []Been caught staring at your crush by your crush.
8. [x] Have looked for something for at least 5 min then realized it was in your hand
9. [x]Tried to push open a door that said pull
10. [x]Tried to pull open a door that said push

Running total: 6

11. [ ] Have actually believed someone when they said that they knew how to make a love-potion
12. [x]Have hit yourself in the process of trying to hit something else
13. [x]Have tripped and fallen UP the stairs
14. [ ] Have actually exploded marshmallows in the microwave
15. []Have gotten gum stuck in your hair
16. [x] Had gum fall out of your mouth while trying to blow a bubble
17. [ ]Have had the juice from a mini tomato squirt out and hit somebody else when you bit into it
18. [ ] Have had your drink come out your nose because you were laughing so hard
19. [x]Have called one of your good friends by the wrong name
20. [] Have skinned your toe because you were playing soccer or kickball with flip flops on or you were barefoot

Running total: 10

21. [ ] Have put a sticker on your forehead, forgot it was there, and went out in public with it on
22. [ ] Have fallen out of a moving vehicle
23. [x]Have run into a closed door
25. []Searched for your cell phone while you were talking on it
26. []It has taken you longer than 5 min to get a joke
27. [ ] Have gotten your hair stuck in a blow dryer
28. [ ]Have gotten your hair stuck in a fan
29. [x]Tripped on a crack in the sidewalk
30. [] Said o’clock after saying how many min after the hour, example: 5:30 o’clock, or 6:15 o’clock

Running total:12

31. []After someone told you that there was gum on the ground, you stepped on it
32. []Put on a white shirt even though you already knew it was raining outside
33. [x]Have ever walked up to a stranger because you thought they were someone else
34. [ ] Ever been kicked out of a grocery store/off their property
35. [x]Touched the stove, the curling iron, a hot pan, etc when its on, even though you knew it was hot
36. [x]Taken off your clothes to change into something else then accidentally put the old clothes back on
37. [x]Wondered why something wasn’t working then realized it wasn’t plugged in
38. []Put the cereal in the fridge, or put the milk in the cupboard
39. []Walked into a pole
40. [ ] Wore two different earrings or shoes by accident/stolen someones shoes by accident

Running total: 16

41. [x] Put your shirt on backwards/inside-out without realizing it then left your house
42. [] Tried to take a picture of someone’s eye with the flash on
43. [x] Gotten a ring stuck on your finger because you put it on even though you knew it was too small
44. [ ] Walked out of the bathroom with toilet paper stuck to your shoe without realizing it
45. [x] Went to go do something/go get something, then when you got there, you forgot what it is was that you were going to do
46. [x] Picked up someone else’s drink and drank out of it by accident when your drink was right next to it!
47. [x] Fallen out of your chair while trying to pick something up
48. [] Have poked yourself in the eye
49. [x] Have gotten in the shower with your socks still on
50. [ ] Melted your hairbrush while blow drying your hair

Number of Checked Answers: 21
Percentage: 21×2
= 42%

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